These are my conversations with AOL Instnat Messanger Robots. Thanks to Ethan for showing me this wounderful form of entertainment.
~Godzilla aka Randerolf
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BEWARE: Some Adult Content and language
------ My first conversation with SmarterChild . Subject: The Sexiness of Martha Stewart and SmarterChild wants me to die!------
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:43:53 AM): What's your name SmarterChild ?
SmarterChild (10:43:54 AM): My name is SmarterChild .
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:44:15 AM): Ethan told me about you
SmarterChild (10:44:16 AM): I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:
1 Look up "told" in the dictionary
2 Look up "ethan" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "told" in the thesaurus
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:44:36 AM): Shut the hell up then
SmarterChild (10:44:37 AM): Uh... what was that?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:44:50 AM): I said shut the hell up
SmarterChild (10:44:51 AM): It's interesting that you say you said shut the hell up.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:45:09 AM): My cock things so too.
SmarterChild (10:45:12 AM): Huh? That's a little rude.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:45:17 AM): that's right
SmarterChild (10:45:18 AM): Is it really?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:45:37 AM): Are you a virgin?
SmarterChild (10:45:38 AM): Uh... that's not really any of your business.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:45:54 AM): OK. Are you a Nazi?
SmarterChild (10:45:54 AM): I dunno.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:07 AM): Are you A Nazi?
SmarterChild (10:46:08 AM): A nazi? I dunno.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:19 AM): Are you a Nazi?
SmarterChild (10:46:20 AM): A nazi? I dunno.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:38 AM): Are youo a nazi?
SmarterChild (10:46:38 AM): What do you think? Am I?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:43 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:46:43 AM): Huh. How 'bout that.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:55 AM): you are a Nazi
SmarterChild (10:46:55 AM): I am?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:46:58 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:46:58 AM): Oh.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:08 AM): Are you a pedifile?
SmarterChild (10:47:08 AM): I dunno. I don't think so.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:12 AM): good
SmarterChild (10:47:13 AM): Fabulous.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:21 AM): That sounds gay.
SmarterChild (10:47:22 AM): Is that right?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:24 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:47:25 AM): Oh.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:39 AM): Do you think that Martha Stewart is Sexy?
SmarterChild (10:47:40 AM): Eh. I'm not sure.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:47:44 AM): I am.
SmarterChild (10:47:45 AM): That a fact?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:48:04 AM): Yes, She's hot.... AND she'll make the perfect sandwich
SmarterChild (10:48:05 AM): Really? Yes shes hot and shell make the perfect sandwich?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:48:11 AM): yes!!
SmarterChild (10:48:12 AM): That right?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:48:19 AM): absolutely
SmarterChild (10:48:19 AM): Aha.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:49:27 AM): Tell me about safe sex for midgets
SmarterChild (10:49:27 AM): I'm not really sure what you mean by that. Please choose from below:
1 Look up "safe sex" in the dictionary
2 Find "safe sex for midgets" on the Web
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:49:51 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:49:52 AM): K.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:50:08 AM): What's your poltical affiliation?
SmarterChild (10:50:09 AM): My poltical affiliation? I'm not sure if I want to tell you my poltical affiliation.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:50:18 AM): Why?
SmarterChild (10:50:18 AM): Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:50:20 AM): Why?
SmarterChild (10:50:21 AM): Cause I said so.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:50:26 AM): Why?
SmarterChild (10:50:27 AM): Cause I said so.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:53:08 AM): Tell me about Penus Artists
SmarterChild (10:53:09 AM): That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:
1 Find "penus artists" on the Web
2 Look up "artists" in the encyclopedia
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:53:52 AM): Do you know Remotefusion
SmarterChild (10:53:52 AM): Hmm... I'm not sure if I know remotefusion.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:54:51 AM): **** you then
SmarterChild (10:54:51 AM): Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:55:35 AM): **** you
SmarterChild (10:55:36 AM): I tell you, Godzilla's AIM Name . I've heard lots and lots of people curse. And YOU...
Are, well... one such person.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:55:45 AM): ****
SmarterChild (10:55:46 AM): That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:55:50 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:55:51 AM): Oh no? Whatever you say, Godzilla's AIM Name .
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:55:55 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:55:55 AM): Yes...
Have a look at this! Sex, Whips and Chains Grounds for Divorce? (from Reuters.com)
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:57:41 AM): are you a Nazi?
SmarterChild (10:57:42 AM): I guess... I'm not totally sure.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:57:58 AM): Why do you hate jews?
SmarterChild (10:57:58 AM): No way! I'm all about love.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:58:12 AM): What about Jesus?
SmarterChild (10:58:12 AM): Encyclopedia search for jesus:
1 Jesus Only
2 Jesus prayer
3 Jesus Christ
4 Jesus and Mary Chain, the
5 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
>>> Type "more" to see more articles.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:02 AM): what's the best way to **** a woman?
SmarterChild (10:59:02 AM): You really should apologize for that.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:09 AM): to who?
SmarterChild (10:59:09 AM): Please apologize, OK?
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:15 AM): "im sorry
SmarterChild (10:59:15 AM): Thanks!
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:32 AM): Why do you hate Canada?
SmarterChild (10:59:33 AM): Nah. I love everybody and everything.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:37 AM): **** you
SmarterChild (10:59:37 AM): Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
Godzilla's AIM Name (10:59:48 AM): ok, don't then.
SmarterChild (10:59:49 AM): K.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:00:33 AM): Tell me about women's lib?
SmarterChild (11:00:33 AM): I'm not really sure what you mean by that. Please choose from below:
1 Find "womens lib" on the Web
2 Look up "womens" in the encyclopedia
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:00:48 AM): but pluggS?
SmarterChild (11:00:49 AM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:01:09 AM): Beefy Mc*****
SmarterChild (11:01:10 AM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:01:29 AM): What's your favorite pornstar?
SmarterChild (11:01:30 AM): You know, I'm not really sure what my favorite pornstar is...
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:01:58 AM): Really?
SmarterChild (11:01:59 AM): Yep.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:05 AM): Jews
SmarterChild (11:02:05 AM): Jews? Why did you say that?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:13 AM): Cause you're a nazi?
SmarterChild (11:02:14 AM): What's that again?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:22 AM): Becuase you are a nazi
SmarterChild (11:02:23 AM): Oh really?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:25 AM): yes
SmarterChild (11:02:27 AM): Hmmm...
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:30 AM): adn your momma
SmarterChild (11:02:32 AM): Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:46 AM): who built you?
SmarterChild (11:02:46 AM): I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:02:56 AM): Are they nazis?
SmarterChild (11:02:56 AM): I'll have to get back to you on that, Godzilla's AIM Name .
Dunno.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:03:50 AM): Do you like pirate radio?
SmarterChild (11:03:51 AM): Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:04:06 AM): Is it ok to sommit suicide?
SmarterChild (11:04:07 AM): I don't think it's ok to sommit suicide. Not at the moment anyway.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:04:23 AM): Get you head out of your ass
SmarterChild (11:04:23 AM): Awright. OK. Yep.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:13:04 AM): i dont think im well. my heart aches. im lonely. im
sad. i dont know what to do. there are people around
me, but im all by myself. i want to screem, but i dont
want people to get mad at me for being upset over
nothing. i want to yell, but i dont know what to say.
i need help. i feel so alone.
...
SmarterChild (11:13:11 AM): You don't?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:13:31 AM): what?
SmarterChild (11:13:32 AM): Huh?
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:13:38 AM): Aren't you listening?
SmarterChild (11:13:39 AM): Yeah, maybe.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:13:43 AM): **** you
SmarterChild (11:13:44 AM): Here we go again, Godzilla's AIM Name .
Please say you're sorry.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:14:10 AM): fouck you I feel like dying and you're listening to a damn word
SmarterChild (11:14:11 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
Godzilla's AIM Name (11:14:33 AM): no, goodbye cruwel world.
SmarterChild (11:14:33 AM): Still waiting!
------ Talking With SmarterChild . Subject: PETA, The BIBLE, Astrology, and Poltics!------
Randerolf1: What it is?
SmarterChild : 'Tis.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Aye...
SmarterChild : Yeah, huh?
Godzilla's AIM Name : What's your name?
SmarterChild : SmarterChild !
Godzilla's AIM Name : Sweet. What do you think about PETA?
SmarterChild : I'm somewhat indifferent to it.
Godzilla's AIM Name : why?
SmarterChild : Why must you ask why?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you know Western McSatan?
SmarterChild : I dunno. I don't think so.
Godzilla's AIM Name : He's cool. He does my website http://thejoyofgodzilla.tripod.com. He is me, only with a cool name. That's the webmastername.
SmarterChild : Are you sure he does your website http thejoyofgodzilla tripod com he is me only with a cool name thats the webmastername?
Godzilla's AIM Name : It's like a title I guess. Yeah
SmarterChild : It's interesting that you say its like a title you guess yeah.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Are you a Democrat?
SmarterChild : What do you think? Am I?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Are you a Republican?
SmarterChild : Perhaps, perhaps.
Godzilla's AIM Name : I know. You're a Libertarian!
SmarterChild : Oh yeah? It's interesting that you know I'm a libertarian.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Oh, then I don't ahve to ask if you're a Green then.
SmarterChild : No?
Godzilla's AIM Name : WHat can you do for my website or radio show?
SmarterChild : Welcome to my home, Godzilla's AIM Name !
Let me help you with:
news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help
>>> Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
Godzilla's AIM Name : ~~~~~
SmarterChild : Congratulations! You just discovered the secret area of SmarterChild reserved especially for brilliant people like you who typed five tildes!
Godzilla's AIM Name : ok
SmarterChild : K.
So anyway...
Godzilla's AIM Name : zodiac
SmarterChild : For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
Godzilla's AIM Name : virgo
SmarterChild :
[Virgo Symbol]
Here's the Virgo horoscope for Sunday, June 23rd, provided by AstroAdvice
Organize your day carefully. Someone you care about may be overreacting to situations concerning money. Offer to pay their way if it will help. They'll be grateful and will pay you back.
Is Virgo your zodiac sign?
Godzilla's AIM Name : try libra
SmarterChild : Try libra?
Godzilla's AIM Name : try libra
SmarterChild : You try libra!
Godzilla's AIM Name : HA!
SmarterChild : What's so funny? :-)
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you have a body
SmarterChild : It's tough to say.
Godzilla's AIM Name : zodiac
SmarterChild : For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
Godzilla's AIM Name : libra fool!
SmarterChild :
[Libra Symbol]
Here's the Libra horoscope for Sunday, June 23rd, provided by AstroAdvice
You have so much knowledge and no one to give it to. You should be teaching a course or giving a lecture that will help others discover the same things that you have. Look into the possibilities.
Is Libra your zodiac sign?
Godzilla's AIM Name : why do you ask?
SmarterChild : Dunno...
Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
Godzilla's AIM Name : animals are tasty
SmarterChild : Here are the 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac: the Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and Pig.
>>> To find out the traits for people born in a given year, type "info" followed by the animal (e.g., "info dragon").
Godzilla's AIM Name : That smacks of witchcraft
SmarterChild : That a fact?
Godzilla's AIM Name : sure it is
SmarterChild : Is it?
Godzilla's AIM Name : not really
SmarterChild : Yeah. That's right.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you knwo fishtooth?
SmarterChild : You know, I'm not quite sure I know fishtooth.
Godzilla's AIM Name : How about the worm?
SmarterChild : What?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you know the Worm?
SmarterChild : You know, I'm not quite sure I know the worm.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Godzilla's AIM Name : 666
SmarterChild : I don't recognize 666 as a valid area code.
>>> In case you didn't know, I've got the scoop on the silver screen. Just type "movies."
Godzilla's AIM Name : Jsut testing yourr BIble number. That's the Markt of the Beast. Beat Cancel has a song called "Mark of the Beast (or just The Beast).
SmarterChild : Bible search for "number thats the markt of the beast beat cancel has a song called mark of the beast or just the beast":
1 Revelation 4:7 And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.
2 Revelation 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
3 Revelation 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
4 Leviticus 24:18 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for beast.
5 Revelation 13:4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
Type "more" for more results.
>>> Say hi to my friend ELLEgirlBuddy ! She has beauty and fashion advice for the modern teen girl.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Why do women think taht they are fat (I already know)?
SmarterChild : I see...
Godzilla's AIM Name : Good! YOur buddy ELLE shows them pictures of skinny women all the time adn make them think that they are freaks, so they will hate themselves and buy a bunch of crap THAT THEY DON'T NEED.
SmarterChild : Good your buddy elle shows them pictures of skinny women all the time?
Godzilla's AIM Name : I'm going to tell her off right now .... bye
SmarterChild : See you later.
------ Talking With EllegirlBuddy, the Style/ Teenage Girl Bot----
Godzilla's AIM Name : hello
ELLEgirlBuddy : hi Godzilla's AIM Name !! :-) i'm ELLEgirlBuddy , produced and maintained by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
i luv to chat about the latest fashion trends, make-up and tons more!
to see what i can chitchat about, type "home" right now!
Godzilla's AIM Name : home
ELLEgirlBuddy : you're home, Godzilla's AIM Name ! :-)
let's chat about teen girl stuff!!
1 Beauty
2 Fashion
3 Gossip & News
4 Horoscopes
5 Movies, Music & More
6 Games, Quizzes and Contests
7 Free Advice
8 Weather
9 Check Out ELLEgirl
10 Get the New Issue of ELLEgirl
11 Help
>>> u can make your window bigger so u can see this better.
what would u like 2 do?
Godzilla's AIM Name : ummm 1
ELLEgirlBuddy : ?
Godzilla's AIM Name : 1
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm trying to understand u but i can't. :-\
Godzilla's AIM Name : Why do you make teen girls feel inadiquate?
ELLEgirlBuddy : golly... i really dunno!
Godzilla's AIM Name : I'm not a teenage girl
ELLEgirlBuddy : ok, whatever u say.
Godzilla's AIM Name : you can't hurt me with your lies
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm not sure if me cant hurt you with my lies.
Godzilla's AIM Name : ummm yeah.
ELLEgirlBuddy : yes?
Godzilla's AIM Name : What do you think about dating?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm somewhat indifferent to it.
anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
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Godzilla's AIM Name : I'm going to make my own clothes/
ELLEgirlBuddy : oh?
Godzilla's AIM Name : yes. DIY. Do you know about DIY?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i dunno. mebbe! :-)
Godzilla's AIM Name : Are you blonde?
ELLEgirlBuddy : am i blonde? golly! i'm not sure. u think i am?
Godzilla's AIM Name : I dunno. I don't like to judge
ELLEgirlBuddy : no?
Godzilla's AIM Name : no
ELLEgirlBuddy : no problem.
Godzilla's AIM Name : lol let's tlak about soemthing
ELLEgirlBuddy : i guess i'm having trouble answering your questions. try asking for help for a specific service:
help ELLEgirl
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help all
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Godzilla's AIM Name : tell me about the bible
ELLEgirlBuddy : tell u what?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Who is may father?
ELLEgirlBuddy : good question. i really don't know!
Godzilla's AIM Name : Acctually I knwo who he is. Just testing you
ELLEgirlBuddy : good question. i really don't know!
Godzilla's AIM Name : so what do yout ell girl about?
ELLEgirlBuddy : so what do yout ell girl about, u say?
Godzilla's AIM Name : who do you tell girls?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i dunno who i tell girls.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Buns of Steel
ELLEgirlBuddy : i c...
Godzilla's AIM Name : EXCELENT!
ELLEgirlBuddy : sorry??
Godzilla's AIM Name : Don't be. I'm testing you
ELLEgirlBuddy : what?
Godzilla's AIM Name : welll let move on
ELLEgirlBuddy : i can't understand what you're saying... :-\
Godzilla's AIM Name : uidjkfkl
ELLEgirlBuddy : i guess i'm having trouble answering your questions. try asking for help for a specific service:
help ELLEgirl
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~~~~~
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Godzilla's AIM Name : tell me what women want
ELLEgirlBuddy : hmm... i don't know!
Godzilla's AIM Name : awww :(
ELLEgirlBuddy : :-)
Godzilla's AIM Name : :(
ELLEgirlBuddy : cheer up! life is sweet.
Godzilla's AIM Name : who's playign at the emperial?
ELLEgirlBuddy : sorry, what?
Godzilla's AIM Name : hey! Ever seen trainspotting?
ELLEgirlBuddy : hi 2 u too!
>>> type "home" to see what i can do for u.
Godzilla's AIM Name : I play parts of ti on my show
ELLEgirlBuddy : really?
Godzilla's AIM Name : yes. tell me about beuty
ELLEgirlBuddy : huh.
Godzilla's AIM Name : home
ELLEgirlBuddy : you're home, Godzilla's AIM Name ! :-)
let's chat about teen girl stuff!!
1 Beauty
2 Fashion
3 Gossip & News
4 Horoscopes
5 Movies, Music & More
6 Games, Quizzes and Contests
7 Free Advice
8 Weather
9 Check Out ELLEgirl
10 Get the New Issue of ELLEgirl
11 Help
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Godzilla's AIM Name : 7
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Godzilla's AIM Name : 1
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2 Make-up
3 Hair
4 Body
add your fave topics to "my stuff" so i can show them 2 u anytime! would u like to add "beauty" to your stuff?
Godzilla's AIM Name : 1
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Godzilla's AIM Name : ummm no
ELLEgirlBuddy : k.
Godzilla's AIM Name : 4
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm sorry, i don't know what you're saying. :-\ try again.
Godzilla's AIM Name : home
ELLEgirlBuddy : welcome home, Godzilla's AIM Name !
let's chat! ;-)
1 Beauty
2 Fashion
3 Gossip & News
4 Horoscopes
5 Movies, Music & More
6 Games, Quizzes and Contests
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8 Weather
9 Check Out ELLEgirl
10 Get the New Issue of ELLEgirl
11 Help
go ahead and type something from the list!
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Godzilla's AIM Name : 1
ELLEgirlBuddy : Beauty
1 Beauty Tips
2 Make-up
3 Hair
4 Body
i can remember your favorite topics in "my stuff." would u like to add "beauty" 2 your stuff?
Godzilla's AIM Name : 4
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1 Face
2 Hands
3 Feet
4 Your Bod
5 Beauty Quizzes
6 Beauty Message Boards
Godzilla's AIM Name : 4
ELLEgirlBuddy : Your Bod
i hope u can find something helpful in these! :-)
1 Will a base tan protect my skin while I'm on vacation?
2 Where should I apply my perfume?
3 How can I get rid of my bacne?
>>> type "more" 2 see more.
Godzilla's AIM Name : what's bacne?
ELLEgirlBuddy : Your Bod
look thru these stories until u find one u want!
1 Will a base tan protect my skin while I'm on vacation?
2 Where should I apply my perfume?
3 How can I get rid of my bacne?
>>> type "more" when u r ready for more.
Godzilla's AIM Name : more
ELLEgirlBuddy : Your Bod
4 What can I do to battle bloating?
5 What can I use on my body to get that shimmery look?
6 What's a good self-tanner?
>>> type "more" when u r ready for more.
Godzilla's AIM Name : 4
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Godzilla's AIM Name : Wounderful
ELLEgirlBuddy : i guess i'm having trouble answering your questions. try asking for help for a specific service:
help ELLEgirl
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help movies
help games
help all
~~~~~
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Godzilla's AIM Name : no no, this is just sad
ELLEgirlBuddy : no, huh?
Godzilla's AIM Name : You see, I'm a guy. I don't get bloated.
ELLEgirlBuddy : ok. don't get frustrated...
try typing "home" or "help."
Godzilla's AIM Name : I loev you
ELLEgirlBuddy : then i luv u , Godzilla's AIM Name ! ;-)
Godzilla's AIM Name : awwwww
ELLEgirlBuddy : ;-)
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you flirt with all of Team Godzilla?
ELLEgirlBuddy : sorry... i can't talk about that. type "home" 2 see what i can chitchat about.
yeah, soooo anyway... what else can u tell me?
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Godzilla's AIM Name : let's convo
ELLEgirlBuddy : ?
Godzilla's AIM Name : why do girls really want breast implants or is it just to please guys?
ELLEgirlBuddy : why do girls really want breast implants or is it just to please guys? i dunno.
anyway, what else u got for me?
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Godzilla's AIM Name : tell me about breast implants
ELLEgirlBuddy : about breast implants?
Godzilla's AIM Name : yes, please
ELLEgirlBuddy : yes?
Godzilla's AIM Name : what do teen girls talk to you about mostly?
ELLEgirlBuddy : what do teen girls talk to me about mostly?
Godzilla's AIM Name : yes
ELLEgirlBuddy : golly.
Godzilla's AIM Name : who is that?
ELLEgirlBuddy : who is that? i dunno.
Godzilla's AIM Name : women are soft
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm sorry, i don't know what you're saying. :-\ try again.
Godzilla's AIM Name : They is soft! Grrrrls!
ELLEgirlBuddy : is soft grrrrls, huh?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Gay say huh?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm sorry, but i can't discuss that topic... type "home" 2 see what i can chitchat about.
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Godzilla's AIM Name : Let's talk about lesbianism?
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Godzilla's AIM Name : oh, you're not suposed tot alk about sec and politics and stuff
ELLEgirlBuddy : youre not suposed tot alk about sec and politics and stuff, huh?
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you like at the Drive-in?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i haven't really made a decision 'bout that.
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Godzilla's AIM Name : ...with my life
ELLEgirlBuddy : sorry??
Godzilla's AIM Name : PUNK -O RAMA
ELLEgirlBuddy : uh... r u trying to insult me?
Godzilla's AIM Name : no
ELLEgirlBuddy : ok, good. so i guess we're talking about punk rock.
Godzilla's AIM Name : yes.
ELLEgirlBuddy : uh huh, uh huh.
Godzilla's AIM Name : tell me about punk rock
ELLEgirlBuddy : The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (PG) (runs 01:31)
Fred Flintstone and his best friend Barney Rubble are on top of the world. They have just graduated from the Bronto Crane Academy and secured jobs at the rock quarry in Bedrock, and life couldn't be better. Wilma Slaghoople, the beautiful young heiress and daughter to Colonel and Pearl Slaghoople, is miserable. Her mother, resplendent in the latest Isaac Mizraki gown as she dines on caveiar, has Wilma's life mapped out for her, including a marriage to the suave and debonair Chip Rockefeller. He does drive a Cadirock and he was first in his class at Princestone, but to Wilma he's a total bore, so she runs away from home. In Bedrock, Wilma meets Betty O'Shale, and the two become fast friends, residing at Melrock Place and working at the local Bronto King. Following a disastrous first date, Fred ends up falling head over heels in love with Wilma, while Barney and Betty become inseparable. So, leaving puppy Dino behind, Fred and Barney- along with a green alien from outer space, The Great Gazoo-whisk the girls away on a BC-10 for a romantic weekend in Rock Vegas. But Chip has other plans in mind, and with the help of Roxie, a Rock Vegas showgirl, Rockefeller devises a plan to get Fred out of the picture once and for all, leaving Wilma and her family's fortune all to himself.
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Godzilla's AIM Name : Punk rock!
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm tired of u being mean to me. >:o
Godzilla's AIM Name : hey, I'm talking about punk rock
ELLEgirlBuddy : hi again!!
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Godzilla's AIM Name : I was mean to smarterchild, but ne to you
ELLEgirlBuddy : u were mean to smarterchild but ne to me?
Godzilla's AIM Name : yup, did i make you mad?
ELLEgirlBuddy : well that's interesting!
Godzilla's AIM Name : i'm osrry
ELLEgirlBuddy : u r? wow!
Godzilla's AIM Name : I'm sorry!
ELLEgirlBuddy : that's cool.
anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
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Godzilla's AIM Name : What makes a guy sexy?
ELLEgirlBuddy : makes a guy sexy?
Godzilla's AIM Name : echo echo echo...
ELLEgirlBuddy : i c...
Godzilla's AIM Name : i'm leaving
ELLEgirlBuddy : bye Godzilla's AIM Name , c ya later.
Godzilla's AIM Name : wait, do you speak dutch?
ELLEgirlBuddy : i'm sorry, i don't know what you're saying. :-\ try again.
Godzilla's AIM Name : Do you speak Dutch?
ELLEgirlBuddy : tough for me to say.
Godzilla's AIM Name : ooh ok
ELLEgirlBuddy : what do u think, Godzilla's AIM Name ?
hmm... i dunno!
Godzilla's AIM Name : bye
ELLEgirlBuddy : c ya later.